Get the hell off our internet.

 I just purchased a 125g satchel of Pearled Peanuts ("Nutty Club" brand). Having finished all 125g of Pearled Peanuts, I decided to flip the package and evaluate the nutritional information. Much to my chagrin, I happened upon a product disclaimer / warning that reads: "MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS AND OTHER NUTS".

Oh yeah:

• Total calories consumed in Pearled Peanuts: 583.33 kcal
• Total calories burned today: 0.00 kcal

Get the hell off our internet.

Just so we're clear, all sarcasm aside, this is not what I got out of the whole Fitness Competition experience. The governing organization, which shall remain un-named, did not distribute Participant ribbons to its natural athletes. It did, however, award trophies and medals to the ephedra-addicted, to the growth hormone-saturated, and to the silicone-breasted. To those of us who chose not to dope, said governing organization awarded a handful of used syringes... Oops! There goes the sarcasm that I swore against using. Whatever. 

Here's to good health!

Get the hell off our internet.

Get the hell off our internet.