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Number of candy corns consumed: approximately 75

Number of calories per candy corn: approximately 6 kcal

Energy expenditure for the day: approximately 10 kcals (to walk to and from Fredette's to buy candy, and a mild effort to open tightly-sealed cellophane packaging)

Energy intake for the day: 3,500 kcal, which is precisely the number of calories requried to gain 1 pound of fat.

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