Superinternetfuntime.com is now the #1 Google search engine result for "Turbo Gibbon Masher"

THE ROCKET HAS LANDED! Sure, it hasn't landed safely, there's been a broken bone or two and a few of our beloved comrades have died from rocket fuel inhallation. But that doesn't matter now baby, because now it's mission accomplished, and time to celebrate. Let's learn from our mistakes, but more importantly let's not forget all the good people at home who made this happen.

To those people, you know who you are... you people who helped lauch this site to the top, and make it what it is today... you have a hand in this great achievement, I look at you through tears of joy and with pride, and from the bottom of my heart let me just tell you, I'd stab your eyes out if you were here in front of me, you bastards, flushing your toilets with your pinky fingers, up high above the rest of us in your ivory towers... You're no better than I am. No better than I am. I have only one thing to say to your dispicable kind and your loathsome ilk:  Get the hell off our internet.