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[Chris] - Hi. [Coworker] - Oh hey! So's we were out there and it rained at night so's I'm in the tent, cause Sheena wants to be in the tent cause it's all like camping to her and it's so like, whatever. And then at 11, oh the fog! You couldn't see from here to there! Any my brother, he sleeps in the gazebo cause it's got a hammock, and so I went out and bought this queen size thing. A queen size thing. You know it's like you blow it up and sleep on it. And my dad... oy! 11 people to feed! Oh yeah - so I'm out and I'm like I'll mow the lawn but only around the edges, but my mom did it because my dad he's crabby. So Sheena is tossing and turning in the tent, and I'm like... "why are you tossing and turning Sheena" and she's like "cause I gotta pee mom" so I'm like "go pee then... no sense in tossing around." And then it was wet because it rained before but not at night, before earlier. Next time that's it I'm not going with my four brothers cause it's too many to feed. And my mom, she made this cole slaw. Yep, she made this big cole slaw. So I'm like "MOM WHY DID YOU MAKE SO MUCH COLE SLAW!?" And OH!!! My brother, not the younger one but the older one, he's like "did Dad mow the lawn" and I'm like "no, guess who do you think did it?! ME!". I tell ya, that's it for me, cause my dad can go mow it if my mom would just tell him! She's out there doing the garden and there's this big yard and my mom ends up doing it! [Chris] - it's... [Coworker] - *Voice lowers to a whisper* Cause you know my dad the way he is he's not going out there and even Sheena said that she doesn't want to go out there any more because he's so crabby. [Coworker] - And then my sister-in-law, my older brothers wife, not my younger one, she didn't even want to come! And there's already 11 people out there and nobody's going to miss it except my mom will be all upset because my dad didn't even want to have anyone out there. Oh yeah, so what was I saying... oh yeah... so my brother sleeps out in the gazebo even though it rained before and there's all this fog - God only knows why, there's all kinds of room in the house but no, he slept out there. But so Sheena wans to 'camp' in the tent, but that's it for me. Well maybe one more time but her dad out on the farm, she can camp any time out there. I didn't even have the windows in my appartment open the other night, it was so cool at night. Didn't even open my windows almost at all this weekend. Last weekend it was so hot I had them open, but then at night I went into Sheena's room when she was sleeping and closed them because it was going to rain. Nope, I've only had my air conditioner on for about 10 minutes this whole summer. I can open the windows because it gets too cold in the appartment with the air conditioner like that. Sheena's like "you gotta keep the windows open because it gets hot", but I go in and close the window after she's sleeping, see.... [Chris] - I should get back to work. Get the hell off our internet. |
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Those that win and those that break even  Get the hell off our internet. |
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