It's not supposed to make sense.


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User : Ruthl - Get the hell off our internet On Thursday July 13th, 8:50am
Ruthl wrote :
Get The Hell Off Our Internet Blues

There must be internets burning brighter somewhere
Got to be people getting the hell off internets in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better internet
Where all my brothers get the hell off our internet
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my internet dream come true

There must be peace and understanding sometime
Strong winds of promise that will blow away
All the tresspassers of our internet
If I can dream of a warmer internet
Where hope keeps shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that internet appear

We're lost in a web
With too many visitors
We're trapped in a web
That's troubled with people not getting the hell off our internet
But as long as we
Have the strength to dream
We can redeem our internet and fly

Deep in my heart there's a trembling question
Still I am sure that the answer is gonna come somehow
Out there in the dark, there's a beckoning internet
And while I can think, while I can save and publish
While I can stand, while I can protect our internet
While I can dream, please let my internet dream
Come true, right now
Let it come true right now
Oh yeah







User : The More Proactive Gibbon Masher - Get the hell off our internet On Thursday July 13th, 8:13am
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
Tuesday Limerick :

Roses aren't bafe
Violets aren't smet
Please get the hell
Off our internet






User : The More Proactive Gibbon Masher - Get the hell off our internet On Tuesday July 11th, 8:08pm
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
The (in)complete compendium of children's phrases

Maybe... - "Please"
Once... - "At least once, but hopefully many" OR "all words following this one word are lies"
One time... - "All words following these two are lies"
Once, my friend... "All words follwing these three are lies"
It's just an expression. - "I just called you an asshole but saying this right after makes it ok"
I could even... - "What I'm asking to do is wrong and I know it, but if I say it this way, maybe I can trick you"
You could even... - "I tried 'I could even' but that didn't work, so how about if 'you could even'."
You know what I like? - "Whatever I tell you I like is what I want you to give me right now."
Know what person X did today? - "I did something horrible at school today.  Hopefully if I tell you something person X did, it will make less shit hit the fan when you find out what I did."

I can't. - "I'm a lazy shit."
You know what?  You wanna know something?  I love you! - "I want the toy that the TV told me I want."

Thank you for the Party Snaps - "Thank you for the Party Snaps (my mom told me to say this)."

Are you giving that away? - "I want what you have."
X only Y so Z. - "Impossible modifier Y should be applied to situation X so that desired result Z can be achieved"
But if X, except N1 and N2 and N3... and Nn... - "If impossible modifications N1 through Nn were applied to situation X, then surely we can all agree that I should have my way"


Get the hell off our internet.





User : Ruthl - Get the hell off our internet On Tuesday July 11th, 3:08pm
Ruthl wrote :
Words to live by.

"Mreh" spelled backwards is "Herm".

Get the hell off our internet.





User : Ruthl - Get the hell off our internet On Tuesday July 11th, 1:06pm
Ruthl wrote :
!!SALE!!

Get the hell off our internet.






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