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On Sunday August 6th, 5:28pm
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
I wish I was cool. Like these guys.

Yellow guy: Heyyyy! Tina! Looking hawt!
Blue guy: Don't try to tame me, baby.
Red guy: I'm a tool.

Cool dudes, get the hell off our internet.

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On Friday August 4th, 9:04pm
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
My sister is getting married!

Her boyfriend just proposed tonight and she said yes!!!

AWESOME! Now my family has a distraction that will prevent me from getting the standard 300 questions about my new house every time I meet them! Now it will just be reduced to:

["Them"] - OH MY GOD!!!! I heard you bought a house!
["Me"] - Yep.
["Them"] - OH MY GOD!!! I heard your sister is getting married!
["Me"] - Yep. Ask her about that. I don't know anything.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pissing myself with glee for my sister. He's a great shit and I approve 100%. But why look a gift horse in the mouth?

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On Friday August 4th, 11:06am
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
Uh... in what way exactly?

Manitoba's logo has been updated. A spokeswoman for the Province of Manitoba described the updated Bison as follows (and I swear to God I am not making this up):

"More proactive."


Not proactive ↑↑	Proactive ↑↑

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On Thursday August 3rd, 8:15pm
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
Phrases I will never have to hear again.

"There's some nice corned beef in the fridge. In case you get hungry, you'll know it's there."

"There's some nice noodles in the fridge. In case you get hungry, you'll know it's there. Or maybe you could take it to work. Those noodles would make a great snack at work. Ok, never mind. You can eat those noodles whenever you want, just know that they're there, and if you get hungry you can eat them. Ok, I'm done talking about the noodles."

"There's some nice stir-fry in the fridge. In case you get hungry, you'll know it's there. Or maybe you want to eat it at lunch instead of supper? It would make a lovely lunch don't you think? You could heat it up at lunch and save $5. Better to eat that nice stir-fry that's in the fridge instead of paying those pirates at the restaurant $5. Would you like to take that for lunch at work then? I can pack that up for work for you unless you want to eat it right now. Oh I don't know, I just thought you'd be hungry right now - that's why I mentioned it. I don't care if you eat that or not... it's none of my business. So are you taking that stir-fry to work or not?"

"There's a letter there for you. Don't forget that there's a letter for you. Did you open that letter yet? Don't forget to read that letter. What do you think that letter says? Who sent you that letter? You still haven't opened that letter after 2 days? Don't forget to take that letter down with you. Are you going to open that letter? What did that letter say? The one that was put there. The letter. The letter that was there for you. You know the letter that I put on the landing? What did it say? Did you open it yet? Why not - don't you want to know what it says? Are you going to read that letter soon? Don't you think that the person that sent it to you would like you to open it? Why aren't you reading that letter?"

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On Thursday August 3rd, 8:10pm
Lord Herbert L. Pennysworth Jr. the third, Esquire wrote :
Ron Pollock, Mayoral Candidate

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