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On Tuesday August 22nd, 12:13pm
Betty, the Promoter of Free Scripture Readings in Your Area wrote :
Has anyone seen my precious little kitten?

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On Monday August 21st, 12:20pm
Ruthl wrote :
Come 'n get 'em...

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On Monday August 21st, 6:21am
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
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On Friday August 18th, 1:13pm
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
This actually happened yesterday.

As I entered the parking garage, through my rolled-down window I could hear a woman complaining to a man about "six dollars".

A full 5 minutes later, after I had found my spot and walked all the way back down to the exit, the conversation was still going.

I could see her minivan parked right in the middle of the only working exit, blocking dozens of other cars trying to leave.

As I approached, I could hear the words echoing throughout the garage...

[Lady] - Six dollars though?! Six dollars? That's crazy!

[Man] - Miss, I'm only here to fix the ticket dispenser; I don't actually own this parking garage.

[Lady] - But six dollars?! For only two hours of parking? This is crazy!

[Man] - Maybe you'll have to take it up with the company - I am an independant maintenance contractor - I can't help you.

[Lady] - But I was only here for 2 hours! Six dollars for only two hours?

[Man] - Uh... didn't you see the sign when you came in? It says $1.50 for each half hour.

[Lady] - Yes I saw it, but I didn't think it was going to cost THIS much! I mean... this is crazy! Six dollars for only two hours of parking?!

[Man] - I'm very sorry but I can't help you with this.

[Lady] - But this is crazy! Six dollars?!

[Me] - Miss! Miss! Excuse me - hi there - I'm sorry to interrupt. If I give you this five dollar bill, will you please get in your car and leave? Currently you are blocking the only working exit and there are about 75 other cars trying to get out. Will you please take this 5 dollars?

[Lady] - [Spins around to face me, pauses, snatches bill, and begins teetering back and forth]

... 5 second pause ...

[Me] - This means you have to leave this man alone and drive away now. Ok?

[Lady] - [Gets in car and drives away]

I swear to God. You can't make this shit up.

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On Friday August 18th, 7:37am
The More Proactive Gibbon Masher wrote :
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