Oh yeah, here's the script to every American sit-com episode ever written, in case you forgot what you've been missing :
[Inane character 1]: There's no way that anvil will fall on my head!
[Inane character 2]: Are you serious dude?! It looks like it could really fall on your head.
[Inane character 1]: There is no way that anvil will ever fall on my head.
CUT-TO-SIDE-SHOT-OF-ANVIL-FALLING-ON-HEAD
SOUND EFFECT: Boiiioooiiiioooiing!
[Inane character 1]: Oh my goodness! Not two sentences ago did I say that this would never happen! Oh the irony!
SOUND EFFECT: Canned laughter.
Oh yeah, here's the script to every American sit-com episode ever written, in case you forgot what you've been missing :
[Inane character 1]: There's no way that anvil will fall on my head![Inane character 2]: Are you serious dude?! It looks like it could really fall on your head.
[Inane character 1]: There is no way that anvil will ever fall on my head.
CUT-TO-SIDE-SHOT-OF-ANVIL-FALLING-ON-HEAD
SOUND EFFECT: Boiiioooiiiioooiing!
[Inane character 1]: Oh my goodness! Not two sentences ago did I say that this would never happen! Oh the irony!
SOUND EFFECT: Canned laughter.